(Note : This is a work of fiction by
lionking)
Winter has set in … Rajesh can feel his fingers getting cold in the evenings, through the night, till morning. In the afternoons, the sun seems to be having some effect, and he realizes that Winter has just set in !
As he finishes his cigarette … he finds that his
body metabolism has suddenly increased tremendously … its the nature calling him
to download, the previous day’s uploads … it call rings in his ears, literally
blowing his ears … and suddenly his belly gains weight, which becomes completely
disproportionate to his weight ! … struggles to get up, with a lot of sweat
suddenly appearing on his face … its natures way of giving a call to him,
reminding him that “afterall he is just a living being” !
While he slowly gets up, he finds the shawl he was draped in, drops on the floor, but the “morning cold” is no more a trouble for him, as he finds that nature’s call is always warm for him. He promptly acknowedges the Nature’s Call, attends to it in the Confines of his Two-In-One Bathroom … and as he sits on the western-type sink and downloads … he feels at ease and suddenly he feels as as comfortable and at ease, as if he is sitting on a throne like a “Maharaja” … and he is highly at ease, now that Nature is very much satisfied with her call to him !
After a shower with some hot water, he decides to upload … has some breakfast … while his wife is preparing some coffee for him.
In the evening he comes back from the office … and after a very hectic day at the office … retires to the sofa, to find that his feet are getting colder again, due to the Evening Winter Affect. His wife again so lovingly prepares some “Nescafe” for him, and as he sips it … she sits beside him, to have some chat with him … suddenly the warmth of his wife, is making him feel so comfortable in the cold winter evening … he has some “wild ideas crossing his mind” … while he listens to the sweet chatters of his wife … after completing his coffee, he suddenly realizes that his wife has just tendered him to buy a Diamond Necklace, the one which the neighbour’s wife bought just yesterday !
He wonders why he didnt get a Whiff his wife’s crude demand for the Diamond Necklace, while he was sipping his coffee … arey baba, he was drinking Nescafe no ?
He gets disheartened by his wife’s demand, and gets up abruptly between the conversation … goes to this bedroom, changes to his winter wear … and comes back to the hall, turns on the TV.
His wife obviously being miffed with her husband not listening to her demand … hurries to her kitchen with a disgruntled face … to make the night’s dinner.
He surfs some of the TV channels … suddenly his eyes falls upon Fashion TV … wherein some sexy models are doing a photo shoot wearing some bikinis. He suddenly changes the channel, for he fears that if his wife sees him watching Fashion TV … tho raat ko khaana nahi milega …
But still … the sights of wonderful pretty ladies with an sexy figure and that too in a bikini … the figure which his wife would surely envy, for him seeing them and salivating … as she is a traditional biwi with traditional upbringing in her maternal home … is too good a reason for him to take a revenge on the Diamond Necklace Demand of his wife … and purposefully sets Fashion TV, and increases the volume of the TV … so that his wife is “all ears” to what he is doing.
His wife gets the scent of what he is upto … and with a “Roti ka Danda” in hand … hurries on to the hall and promptly switches off the TV … much to the dismay of her Husband.
Poor he … what can he do … he being at the mercy of his wife … as she hails from a very Wealthy Rich Country Girl … and any “injustice” to her will not be tolerated by her parents.
But the evening is getting cold every minute … and he decides to rest on the bed in his bedroom … but suddenly, the visuals of wonderful bikini ladies on a beach, keep lingering in his mind … he knows that he would never be able to “taste” them … but still the thought raises his body temperature to abnormally high levels … thereby making him a bit warm.
He wonders if those ladies would be wearing some bikinis in this winter time … and concludes, they would be getting into winter wear.
The thought of winter wear, takes his mind to
that Romantic Movie of Yash Chopra … Silsila Movie based on Extra-Marital
Affair, of Amithabh Bachchan and Rekha … wearing winter clothes and romancing
each other with the song Neela Aasumaan … in true
Yash Chopra Romantic Style.
Truely, extra-marital affairs are “Wah Wah Sooooo Nice” … suddenly his body temperature increases tremendously … he pulls the wollen blanket and covers his body with it … dreaming that he is romancing those bikini ladies, in true yash Chopra Romantic Style, on a winter evening, in an Extra-Marital Affair with them.
Just when his blissful dream is at its peak … suddenly he finds that someone has shaken his shoulders violently enough, to shake away him from his wonderful and blissful dream … When he opens his eyes, the sight of his wife in a salwar kameez, staring him with full of anger, for spoiling the well laidout bedsheet on the bed … makes him run for cover, and grabs his shawl that is lying on the chair near his bed, drapes himself in it.
The wife, eventhough a village girl in upbringing … but understands how to take her husband in her sway … calms down a bit and sits besides him with a lovely smile.
She asks what was the dream about ? … he promptly tells her that he was romancing those bikini girls in a dream, on a winter evening in true Silsila style.
She points her finger to her newly acquired sandal that needs immediate repairing … after having understood what she means, he lifts her in his arms and goes to the dining hall … completes the dinner.
The couple then retire to bed, performing their
marital obligations.
(Warning : Cigarette Smoking is injurious to health)
Vamsinath.
21OCT2009.
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